How To Win Your NFL Week 16 Parlays

How To Win Your NFL Week 16 Parlays

How To Win Your NFL Week 16 Parlays

I don’t yell FIRE in crowded areas when I smell just smoke, but with Week 16 NFL parlay picks I am pulling the fire alarm. While the pair of games that make up my parlay pick are not must watch material on paper, they are must bet, five alarm betting picks. Happy hunting!

Week 16 NFL 2-Team Parlay Pick

  • Buffalo Bills -3.5
  • San Diego Chargers  -5.5

Miami Dolphins (9-5) at Buffalo Bills (7-7)
When:  Saturday, Dec. 24 at 1:00 pm ET
Where: New Era Field (71,608 capacity) – Orchard Park, New York
TV: CBS
Odds: Buffalo -3.5

Analysis: Let me start by saying the Miami Dolphins game went almost exactly as I said it would, and it had NOTHING to do with QB Matt Moore being some gem that has been waiting to shine for the entire NFL Betting population. He is not good at all which you will see this week at New Era Field in New York.

Moore hasn’t started an NFL game for 5 years, so slow your praise or respect for a player that deserves it. Ryan Leaf or JaMarcus Russell could have stepped in and beat the Jets last week or probably this week really. Stick a fork in The New York Jets, because they are DONE!

I will put it simply that the Jets defenders just don’t care without me railing on every player in a 30-page dossier, which I easily could. The offense is still going to score sometimes with another 3rd rated QB in Bryce Petty and talented Bilal Powell, Matt Forte, Brandon Marshall and a couple others.

The Buffalo pass defense is 8th in the NFL, and on Saturday they will show you why Matt Moore will be unemployed or driving for Uber next year. The Dolphins will be able to rush the ball a bit on the Bills, but whoever quarterbacks for Miami will be good for 2 or more turnovers.

Pick: Buffalo Bills -3.5 (I would lay up to 6 points easily and be happy with it)

San Diego Chargers (5-9) at Cleveland Browns (0-14)
When:  Saturday, Dec. 24 at 1:00 pm ET
Where: FirstEnergy Stadium (67,431 capacity) – Cleveland, Ohio
TV: CBS
Odds: San Diego -5.5

Analysis: It is starting to get difficult to find more ways to describe how atrocious and hideous the Cleveland Browns are this year, but I will give ‘er a shot! They stink in every possible way you can. The Browns have the 3rd worst overall offense and the 2nd worst overall defense in the NFL. Usually, a team is horrible on one side of the ball but has some redeeming qualities on the other side. NOT CLEVELAND!

Adding Robert Griffin to the mix made everything exponentially worse for the Browns and BETTER for betting Week 16 NFL Parlay Picks! I would think they will replace him with Josh McCown the last 2 weeks which is the only sliver of hope they have of winning 1 game.

This game is away for San Diego, but Philip Rivers still needs to get Antonio Gates 2 more touchdown passes for the all-time tight end TD record. Rivers still wants to light some teams up, so I would expect 3 or 4 TD passes for him with 1 or 2 heading Gates’ direction

Pick: San Diego Chargers -5.5

Week 16 NFL 3-Team Parlay Pick

  • Buffalo Bills -3.5
  • San Diego Chargers  -5.5
  • San Diego/Cleveland  OVER 44

Playing off that same San Diego Chargers and Cleveland Browns game, the over and under total is only 44 which is ridiculously low for these 2 bad defenses. The Browns are 2nd worst giving up an average of 29.1 points a game, and the Chargers are 4th worst giving up 26.1 points a game. That adds to 55.2 points right there.

San Diego is sure to put up close to 40 points or more by themselves in this game easily. This an incredibly solid way to bet a 3 team parlay that is extremely solid by my research.